Taddidvon is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, grumpy manatee.

Taddidvon created time and space nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Taddidvon, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Taddidvon, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Taddidvon's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Taddidvon's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.