Cep is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, selfish newt.

Cep created a charm quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cep, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cep, he will curse you with boils.

Cep's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Cep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. You must love Cep.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Cep must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Cep in the centre of the settlement.