Gebyarlrot Bongenxin is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, proud dragonfly.

Gebyarlrot Bongenxin created water four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gebyarlrot Bongenxin, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Gebyarlrot Bongenxin, he will throw large rocks at you.

Gebyarlrot Bongenxin's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Gebyarlrot Bongenxin's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear yellow.

2. Never write about moons.

3. You must never eat garlic.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never think about asteroids.