Limdissgep is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, egotistical elephant.

Limdissgep created a photon eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Limdissgep, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Limdissgep, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Limdissgep's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Limdissgep's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from blue seals for they are unholy.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never write about chromosomes.

4. Never sing in the presence of doves.

5. Limdissgep must be the most important thing in your life.
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