Queegxuckten is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, passionate donkey.

Queegxuckten created the Sunflower Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Queegxuckten, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Queegxuckten, he will turn you into a puffin.

Queegxuckten's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Queegxuckten's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Queegxuckten four times a day.

2. Never talk about fluid mechanics near sharks while wearing cyan jumpers and balancing six carbon spheres on your feet.

3. Never talk about aardvarks.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Queegxuckten.