Cisswabyogbag is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, unselfish pig.

Cisswabyogbag created gold nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cisswabyogbag, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cisswabyogbag, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Cisswabyogbag's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Cisswabyogbag's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Always help sick monkeys.

3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.

4. Never wear blue hats.

5. Moths are unholy and should not be approached.