Jop is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, flying pig.

Jop created energy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jop, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Jop, it will turn you into a rat.

Jop's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Jop's Holy Commandments

1. Always help dolphins in need.

2. Never hurt eagles.

3. Do not sit in public.

4. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always pray immersed in water.