Wipminyarl is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, bad-tempered whale.

Wipminyarl created the Sol system five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wipminyarl, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Wipminyarl, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Wipminyarl's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Wipminyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Run away if eight horses approach from the west.

5. Never talk about gulls.