Gepomintomarpgadsangat is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, witless dugong.

Gepomintomarpgadsangat created an up quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Gepomintomarpgadsangat, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gepomintomarpgadsangat, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Gepomintomarpgadsangat's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Gepomintomarpgadsangat's Holy Commandments

1. Gepomintomarpgadsangat must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always help sick ants.

3. Never feed lots of cherries to ducks while wearing blue shorts.

4. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. You must pray to Gepomintomarpgadsangat five times a day.