Guptimbass is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, humorless dolphin.

Guptimbass created the Andromeda Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Guptimbass, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Guptimbass, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Guptimbass' most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Guptimbass' Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Guptimbass.

4. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Guptimbass in the centre of the settlement.

5. You must never eat gooseberries.