Henciddud Gatlabzak is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, bad-tempered horse.

Henciddud Gatlabzak created the Cigar Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Henciddud Gatlabzak, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Henciddud Gatlabzak, he will turn you into a puffin.

Henciddud Gatlabzak's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Henciddud Gatlabzak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sprint in public.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.

4. Never think ill of sick nematodes.

5. Hide from magenta voles for they are unholy.