Gedhankem is a god.
He takes the form of a very fat, stupid
wyrm.
Gedhankem created gold three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Gedhankem, he will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Gedhankem, he will think nothing of it.
Gedhankem's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.
Gedhankem's Holy Commandments1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
3. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Gedhankem in the centre of the settlement.
4. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.
5. Do not eat nuts.