Fligbunhab Haplunran is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, selfish hamster.

Fligbunhab Haplunran created the Black Eye Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fligbunhab Haplunran, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fligbunhab Haplunran, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Fligbunhab Haplunran's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Fligbunhab Haplunran's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fligbunhab Haplunran.

3. Do not eat onions.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.