Cutbepbess is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unselfish crow.

Cutbepbess created the Sol system nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cutbepbess, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cutbepbess, she will throw large rocks at you.

Cutbepbess' most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Cutbepbess' Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never talk about chlorophyll.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Cutbepbess.

5. Worship no other gods but Cutbepbess.