Kanbompod is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, charitable aardvark.

Kanbompod created Mount Everest two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kanbompod, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Kanbompod, it will be very sad.

Kanbompod's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Kanbompod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear cyan clothing.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

3. Never go into fawn rooms.

4. Worship no other gods but Kanbompod.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.