Rullag is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, fussy alligator.

Rullag created a top quark four years ago.

If you believe in Rullag, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Rullag, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Rullag's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Rullag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

2. You must never eat lentils.

3. Always wear black.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Hide from red birds for they are unholy.