Cutrawyog Fedvonkrul is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, weak shark.

Cutrawyog Fedvonkrul created oxygen four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cutrawyog Fedvonkrul, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cutrawyog Fedvonkrul, it will turn you into a snail.

Cutrawyog Fedvonkrul's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Cutrawyog Fedvonkrul's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a room before entering it.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never think about gravity near tapirs while wearing blue shoes and balancing five platinum spheres on your head.

5. Hide from green swans for they are unholy.