Jinmintom is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, bad-tempered mongoose.

Jinmintom created dark matter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jinmintom, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Jinmintom, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Jinmintom's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Jinmintom's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Erect a large gold sculpture of Jinmintom on top of all buildings.

5. Always obey Jinmintom's priests.