Flapgudbun is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, intelligent crocodile.

Flapgudbun created the universe five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flapgudbun, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Flapgudbun, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Flapgudbun's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Flapgudbun's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nebulae.

2. Flapgudbun must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Always look after injured ants.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not make images of living things.