Bogstafpog is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, merciless fox.

Bogstafpog created Africa five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bogstafpog, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bogstafpog, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Bogstafpog's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Bogstafpog's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear cyan.

2. Hide if seven nematodes approach from the north.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.