Yartbass is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, strong gnu.

Yartbass created snails twelve years ago.

If you believe in Yartbass, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Yartbass, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Yartbass' most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Yartbass' Holy Commandments

1. You must love Yartbass.

2. Do not take Yartbass' name in vain.

3. Do not dye your hair violet.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never hop in the presence of capybaras.