Omtkartar is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, slow wombat.

Omtkartar created silver two years ago.

If you believe in Omtkartar, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Omtkartar, he will think nothing of it.

Omtkartar's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Omtkartar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.

3. Never feed coconuts to moths while wearing blue boots.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.