Ranmanflat is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, self-confident rat.

Ranmanflat created a down quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Ranmanflat, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Ranmanflat, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Ranmanflat's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Ranmanflat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about spacetime near seals while wearing blue shorts and balancing nine lead spheres on your head.

2. Ranmanflat loves capybaras, so they must be respected.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Ranmanflat.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Run away from gray mites, for they are unholy.