Largbinnart is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, ill-tempered dingo.

Largbinnart created snails six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Largbinnart, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Largbinnart, it will be mildly annoyed.

Largbinnart's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Largbinnart's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about thermodynamics near snakes while wearing blue rings.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always obey Largbinnart's priests.

5. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.