Godjataf is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, cheerful jellyfish.

Godjataf created the planet Venus five billion years ago.

If you believe in Godjataf, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Godjataf, she will have a low opinion of you.

Godjataf's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Godjataf's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. You must pray to Godjataf three times a day.

3. Learn eight new languages a year.

4. Do not trade with those who eat bread.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.