Lippogwip is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, prudent warg.

Lippogwip created Africa eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Lippogwip, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Lippogwip, he will boil you in a big pot.

Lippogwip's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Lippogwip's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in the presence of monkeys.

2. Do not eat nuts.

3. Never write about dwarf planets.

4. Never think ill of sick squirrels.

5. Never eat bark.