Sakdutcet is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, capable unicorn.

Sakdutcet created the Cigar Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Sakdutcet, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Sakdutcet, she will destroy your home planet.

Sakdutcet's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Sakdutcet's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shorts.

2. Always wear magenta.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Sakdutcet must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not drink alcohol.