Limlargdunbogjabbenpogmum is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, narcissistic fly.

Limlargdunbogjabbenpogmum created parasitic wasps four years ago.

If you believe in Limlargdunbogjabbenpogmum, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Limlargdunbogjabbenpogmum, she will manifest in front of you.

Limlargdunbogjabbenpogmum's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Limlargdunbogjabbenpogmum's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about photosynthesis.

2. Run away from magenta badgers, for they are unholy.

3. Do not keep four frogs in a large pit.

4. Do not wear gray clothing.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.