Vogxenlan Negranhot is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, smart salamander.

Vogxenlan Negranhot created the Milkyway five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vogxenlan Negranhot, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Vogxenlan Negranhot, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Vogxenlan Negranhot's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Vogxenlan Negranhot's Holy Commandments

1. Put Vogxenlan Negranhot first in all things.

2. Learn five new languages a year.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not listen to music.