Litgonpassad is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, deceitful elephant.

Litgonpassad created the planet Mars five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Litgonpassad, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Litgonpassad, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Litgonpassad's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Litgonpassad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick aardvarks.

2. Never talk about optics near shrews while wearing orange stockings.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always help badgers in need.

5. Do not listen to music.