Damrak Miptunnigcut is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, unthoughtful weasel.

Damrak Miptunnigcut created water eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Damrak Miptunnigcut, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Damrak Miptunnigcut, it will make you grow a tail.

Damrak Miptunnigcut's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Damrak Miptunnigcut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill snakes.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate goats.

3. Do not speak about bananas.

4. Never feed gooseberries to tapirs while wearing shorts.

5. Do not stand on grass.