Hencussbid Fatjignel is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, deceitful capybara.

Hencussbid Fatjignel created the Whirlpool Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Hencussbid Fatjignel, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Hencussbid Fatjignel, it will turn you into a worm.

Hencussbid Fatjignel's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Hencussbid Fatjignel's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick pigs.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Put Hencussbid Fatjignel first in all things.

4. Do not eat oranges.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.