Minfodviglag is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, emotional wyvern.

Minfodviglag created the Cigar Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Minfodviglag, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Minfodviglag, he will cry a lot.

Minfodviglag's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Minfodviglag's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. You must pray to Minfodviglag seven times a day.

3. Never talk about solid mechanics near horses while wearing mauve scarves.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.