Cedrulbed is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, uncaring shark.

Cedrulbed created an up quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cedrulbed, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cedrulbed, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Cedrulbed's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Cedrulbed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill squirrels.

2. Never talk about gulls.

3. Hide from blue turtles for they are unholy.

4. Do not dye your hair brown.

5. Never feed wheat to snakes while wearing black corsets.