Liplistpark is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, quiet wolf.

Liplistpark created an atom five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Liplistpark, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Liplistpark, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Liplistpark's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Liplistpark's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never sprint near dogs.

3. Run away if four mice approach from the east.

4. Always treat dolphins with great respect.

5. Do not chop down trees.