Yattfad is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, duplicitous tortoise.

Yattfad created the Sun three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yattfad, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Yattfad, she will be very unhappy.

Yattfad's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Yattfad's Holy Commandments

1. Always help foxes.

2. Always wear indigo.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never hop near geese.

5. Never talk about bacteria.