Tafvogdad is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, wise yak.

Tafvogdad created silver five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tafvogdad, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tafvogdad, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Tafvogdad's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Tafvogdad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. You must pray to Tafvogdad five times a day.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never bounce in holy places.