Narlbigmumkik Kencepteen is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, effective owl.

Narlbigmumkik Kencepteen created the Cigar Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Narlbigmumkik Kencepteen, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Narlbigmumkik Kencepteen, he will turn you into a dog.

Narlbigmumkik Kencepteen's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Narlbigmumkik Kencepteen's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear brown.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

4. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.

5. Never think ill of sick frogs.