Tifpigbod Flanjoppid is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, intelligent meerkat.

Tifpigbod Flanjoppid created the solar system eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tifpigbod Flanjoppid, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tifpigbod Flanjoppid, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Tifpigbod Flanjoppid's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Tifpigbod Flanjoppid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near whales while wearing black shorts and balancing six carbon spheres on your chest.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Tifpigbod Flanjoppid.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.