Gadtonksad is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unsympathetic dragon.

Gadtonksad created matter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gadtonksad, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gadtonksad, it will jump up and down on your head.

Gadtonksad's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Gadtonksad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about turtles.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never go into white rooms.

4. Do not eat oranges.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.