Febjamdib is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, ill-tempered zebra.

Febjamdib created an electron two years ago.

If you believe in Febjamdib, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Febjamdib, it will turn you into a duck.

Febjamdib's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Febjamdib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Febjamdib's name in vain.

2. Never talk about chromosomes.

3. Do not hurt tapirs.

4. Always help mites.

5. Never look at nebulae.