Muttigflymigmis is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, narcissistic giraffe.

Muttigflymigmis created oxygen eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Muttigflymigmis, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Muttigflymigmis, it will turn you into a mole.

Muttigflymigmis' most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Muttigflymigmis' Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Muttigflymigmis' priests.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never wear blue boots.

5. Do not cook food in pots.