Wikbogdan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, boastful centaur.

Wikbogdan created everything that exists five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wikbogdan, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Wikbogdan, she will send minions to preach to you.

Wikbogdan's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Wikbogdan's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three snails approach from the east.

2. Never laugh in holy places.

3. Never wear pink coats.

4. Never feed rice to cats while wearing corsets.

5. Worship no other gods but Wikbogdan.