Bungilpom is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, pitiless turtle.

Bungilpom created a Higgs boson four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bungilpom, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bungilpom, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Bungilpom's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Bungilpom's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. You must love Bungilpom.

3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.