Kamgedgun is a god.

He takes the form of a small, prudent chicken.

Kamgedgun created the Tadpole Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kamgedgun, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Kamgedgun, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Kamgedgun's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Kamgedgun's Holy Commandments

1. Tapirs are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not eat carrots.

3. You must never eat melons.

4. Feed all hungry horses.

5. Never talk about fire.