Timminran is a god.

It takes the form of a small, passionate rhinoceros.

Timminran created life eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Timminran, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Timminran, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Timminran's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Timminran's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Retreat if five voles approach from the south.

3. Never sit in the presence of tortoises.

4. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.