Pangnigrut is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, conceited warg.

Pangnigrut created the Sun three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pangnigrut, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Pangnigrut, she will be very sad.

Pangnigrut's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Pangnigrut's Holy Commandments

1. Always help hamsters.

2. Never eat strawberries.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Run away if nine monkeys approach from the north.

5. Never eat bark.