Cutvegsas is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, fast rhinoceros.

Cutvegsas created the Sunflower Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cutvegsas, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cutvegsas, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Cutvegsas' most sacred site is Camon in France.

Cutvegsas' Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.

3. Never chant near turtles.

4. You must never eat strawberries.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.