Megnuttonkbud is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, confident gerbil.

Megnuttonkbud created a charm quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Megnuttonkbud, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Megnuttonkbud, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Megnuttonkbud's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Megnuttonkbud's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.

2. Do not eat beans.

3. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never talk about dark matter near sheep while wearing turquoise skirts and balancing five silicon spheres on your head.

5. Do not commit murder.