Mapzigleg is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, awe-inspiring squid.

Mapzigleg created a photon seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Mapzigleg, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Mapzigleg, she will think nothing of it.

Mapzigleg's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Mapzigleg's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three whales approach from the south.

2. Erect four copper sculptures of Mapzigleg on top of important buildings.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not take Mapzigleg's name in vain.

5. Never wear shoes.